Overly Attached Girlfriend 20 Jun 2012 · Posted in Creepy, Funny, Justin Bieber, Meme, Overly Attached Girlfriend If I was your girlfriend / I’d never let you leave / without a small recording device / taped under your sleeve/ I’ll always be checking up on you / Hey, boy, who you talking to? / Spend a day with your girl, I’ll be calling you my husband.”